scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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