Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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