can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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