if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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