Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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