dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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