I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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