real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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