For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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