I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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