they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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