Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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