she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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