did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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