i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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