i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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