ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i will never coherently bang her
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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