How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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