It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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