We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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