if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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