I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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