Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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