I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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