On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Randomize