Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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