whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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