it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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