I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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