what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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