i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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