Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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