Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
how does that bad decision feel?
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