Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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