i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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