That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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