all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
