Don't you send me to vm
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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