I am full of burrito and curiosity
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You're like the curious george of whores
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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