I think i sorta joined a cult last night
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Green mimosas i think yes
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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