I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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