Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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