there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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