i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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