Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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