On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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