3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I stole a fireplace last night.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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