Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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