and next time when you feel me up, do it right
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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