i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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