Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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