We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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