I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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